The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@mstdn.maud.io

Is Your Cat Actually Satan? 9 Things To Look For

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-your-cat-worshiping-satan-what-to-look-for/?utm_source=fediverse

Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue

https://babylonbee.com/news/three-conservatives-who-refuse-to-bow-to-trump-statue-thrown-into-fire-at-cpac/?utm_source=fediverse

Proud Obama Awards His Nobel Peace Prize To Biden For Bombing Syria

https://babylonbee.com/news/proud-obama-hands-over-his-nobel-peace-prize-to-biden-for-bombing-syria/?utm_source=fediverse

Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes

https://babylonbee.com/news/middle-easterners-begin-painting-transgender-flag-colors-on-doorposts-to-avoid-biden-drone-strikes/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Clarifies That Stimulus Checks Are 'Just An Idea'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-clarifies-that-stimulus-checks-are-just-an-idea/?utm_source=fediverse

Rep MTG Writes 'THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS' In Skies Above Capitol

https://babylonbee.com/news/rep-mtg-writes-there-are-only-two-genders-in-skies-above-capitol/?utm_source=fediverse

Pennywise The Clown Rebrands Underground Sewer Lair As 'Overflow Facility For Unaccompanied Minors'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pennywise-the-clown-rebrands-underground-sewer-lair-as-overflow-facility-for-unaccompanied-minors/?utm_source=fediverse

American Christian Bummed That Following Christ May Soon Actually Cost Him Something

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-christian-bummed-that-following-christ-may-actually-cost-him-something-now/?utm_source=fediverse

G.I. Joe To Be Replaced With Genderless G.I. Pat

https://babylonbee.com/news/gi-joe-to-be-replaced-with-genderless-gi-pat/?utm_source=fediverse

Ben Shapiro Honors Year Of Jubilee, Frees All Of The Libs He’s Owned

https://babylonbee.com/news/ben-shapiro-honors-year-of-jubilee-frees-all-of-the-libs-hes-owned/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: There's A Difference Between 'Cancel Culture' And Wanting To Throw Commies Out Of A Helicopter

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-theres-a-difference-between-cancel-culture-and-wanting-to-throw-commies-out-of-a-helicopter/?utm_source=fediverse

Legislators Push To Ban Minecraft Due To Rise In Kids Punching Trees To Acquire Wood

https://babylonbee.com/news/legislators-push-to-ban-minecraft-due-to-rise-in-kids-punching-trees-to-acquire-wood/?utm_source=fediverse

Coca-Cola Holds Training Telling Polar Bears To Be Less White

https://babylonbee.com/news/coca-cola-holds-training-telling-polar-bear-mascots-to-be-less-white/?utm_source=fediverse

Google Translate Adds Biden Option

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-translate-adds-biden-option/?utm_source=fediverse

Hollywood Unveils New 'Walk Of Shame' For Conservative Actors

https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-unveils-new-walk-of-shame-for-conservative-actors/?utm_source=fediverse

Canceled F-35 Fighter Gets New Job At The Daily Wire

https://babylonbee.com/news/cancelled-f-35-fighter-gets-new-job-at-the-daily-wire/?utm_source=fediverse

12 More Disney Plus Shows That Are Getting Offensive Content Warnings

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-more-disney-plus-shows-that-are-getting-offensive-content-warnings/?utm_source=fediverse

American Christians Just Glad Pastors Only Getting Arrested In Far-Off Foreign Countries Like Canada

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-christians-just-glad-pastors-only-getting-arrested-in-far-off-foreign-countries-like-canada/?utm_source=fediverse

Teachers Unions Say Schools Cannot Reopen Until We Are Safe From Our Kids Ever Having A Future

https://babylonbee.com/news/teachers-unions-say-schools-cannot-reopen-until-we-are-safe-from-our-kids-ever-having-a-future/?utm_source=fediverse

CPAC Flouts CDC Guidelines By Having Everyone Kiss Trump's Ring

https://babylonbee.com/news/cpac-flouts-cdc-guidelines-by-having-everyone-kiss-trumps-ring/?utm_source=fediverse